Idols of Asia

Veena Malik’s naked madness for FHM India!!!

2011-12-05T06:33:00.000-08:00

Wahey!!! Veena Malik has done a nude cover for FHM India!!! This is so bloody hilarious I can barely stop laughing!! But maybe I should. Because look what she’s got tattooed on her arm: ISI. The Pakistani version of the CIA! Hahaha! Well, you can bet the Pakistani “spy agency” doesn’t find the joke too funny. But maybe they should. Because maybe they DO spend a lot of time spying on

Zizie Ezette: a hot second wife

2010-08-11T07:38:00.000-07:00

Sorry I’ve been away. Too damn busy!!!Anyway, here’s an interesting story from Agence-France Presse that piqued my interest.It’s about a senior Malaysian Muslim lawmaker who has escaped a one-month jail sentence for polygamy after he married a really hot actress without permission.Bung Mokhtar Radin, 51, a vocal parliamentarian from the ruling Barisan Nasional coalition, had his jail sentence

Miss USA is Rima Fakih!!!

2010-05-17T22:21:00.000-07:00

Well, would you believe it!An Arab American has won the prestigious Miss USA beauty parade!Hurrah!!So well done to Rima Fakih.But already the mud is being thrown and photos have appeared of her sliding up and down a greasy long pole! (no not one of those, silly!)Anyway, where does she go from here?Huge Hefner are you listening mate?Hahaha!!!Rima Fakih’s background (from Wikipedia)Fakih was born

Maria Ozawa (Miyabi) film hits the Indonesian big screen at last!!!!

2010-05-05T22:37:00.000-07:00

YES!!!At long last, Indonesians will finally get the chance to see ex-Japanese porn star Maria Ozawa on the big screen (but with her clothes on)Wow! She looks as alluring as ever, and this is sure to leave most Indonesians just craving for more.But that’s no problem.Cos they can always check out her impressive back catalogue which includes such classic films as Multiple Bl#ck R#pe, Shemale O#gy

Kayden Nguyen: A sex toy?

2010-04-18T22:23:00.000-07:00

This is hilarious.Good old action man Steven Seagal is being sued by a former model (Kayden Nguyen) who claims he treated her as a "sex toy".But apparently she wasn’t the only one (they never are, are they) and Seagal had a whole string of sexual servants who were on tap 24/7."Nguyen claims in her lawsuit that on three occasions Seagal "sexually assaulted" her with “forced contact” or “groping”.

Clara Adheline Supit Binus nude photo scandal

2010-04-14T22:09:00.000-07:00

Okay. Here’s the deal.Your best friend tells you that her boyfriend is under a “magic spell” and the only way to break the spell is for him to see some nude pictures of a naked girl!But not just any girl – the pictures must be you!Of course if you had any brains you would just tell your best friend to go and jump in a lake.But that’s not what Indonesia’s Clara Adheline Supit did.Instead she

Foyce Le Xuan and chat-up lines

2010-03-10T03:00:00.000-08:00

Jacky: "I'd really like to get into your pants."Foyce: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."Jacky: "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U together."Foyce: "Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together."HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!Jacky: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"Foyce: "Unfertilized, go away!"Jacky: "Is this seat empty?"Foyce: "

Wendy Chong and dating older guys

2010-03-08T21:00:00.000-08:00

Hi girls. Wanna be happy? Well, get yourself an older guy. Not too old of course but just older. You know it makes sense…And here are eight reasons why young women should date older guys:1) Great times in bed. He knows what he’s doing from experience so let him thrill you (and older guys last longer too!!!)2) He doesn’t stay out late. He got the club thing out of his system when he was younger

Nurul Farhana and tattoo removal

2010-01-10T21:14:00.000-08:00

The luscious Singapore-based model Nurul Farhana was once a hot tattoo babe:But not any longer!Because she’s had the tattoos removed by laser. Yucks! Now I know that we all make decisions that we later regret but why would Nirul want to get her tattoos removed?I mean, if it was the tattooed name of a past lover or a really ugly tattoo then I could understand it. But her tattoos looked great! And

Indonesian car wash babe

2010-01-10T21:05:00.000-08:00

It seems like our neighbors across the sea in Indonesia are also having their cars washed in the best possible way. It’s a craze that is really catching on. And no wonder too, because this latest model is a stunning performer with a great rear end…And from the front, the shapely lines and sumptuous curves also attract admirers…But she’s not perfect! The silly girl has dropped the car keys and can

Rin Sakuragi set to stun Indonesia!

2009-12-29T21:08:00.000-08:00

This is just incredible.The red hot Japanese AV star Rin Sakuragi is staring in the new Indonesian movie Suster Keramas!!!

Zylia Yi Qin and a cheating partner

2009-11-29T21:04:00.000-08:00

How do you know if your boyfriend or girlfriend is “getting it from somewhere else” – i.e. cheating on you?Well, there are some obvious signs:- a sudden decrease in romantic/sexual interest (doesn’t want to hold hands etc),- unfamiliar scents on a partner (like perfume),- greater secrecy – especially when using their handphone for example.Or, in Zylia Yi Qin’s case, someone sending her a picture

Leng Yein, Beyonce and dumb Malaysia

2009-10-20T22:22:00.000-07:00

It’s good to see people standing up for what they believe in. So I was real glad to see that the bootylicious singer Beyonce has finally cancelled her Malaysian show after the authorities there had previously ordered her to cover up and wear “conservative clothing”.Stuff that for a laugh! As if a woman in the 21st century can’t wear what she wants!And anyway, what’s the point of going to a

XTIN and guessing games

2009-10-19T04:00:00.000-07:00

Okay. So here we go.You think of something and we have to guess it.Right.So…hmmm…give us a clue, this is difficult…Two? Hmmm. What about a pair of shoes! No? You mean that’s wrong? It’s so difficult! Give us another clue please!Blimey! What are you sticking your tongue out for? Are you licking something?Gosh… this is difficult. Ok I give up… So what’s the answer?WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maria Ozawa (Miyabi) to visit Indonesia?

2009-10-12T22:14:00.000-07:00

Japanese AV star Maria "Miyabi" Ozawa is apparently still heading to Indonesia on Wednesday to make a film.Not an AV film mind you, but a comedy called Menculik Miyabi (kidnapping Miyabi).Her planned visit has created a lot of interest and the country has basically split into two camps: 1) those who support her visit (her fans) and who are buying her very naughty DVDs in huge numbers and 2) the “

Sunshine Tracy

2009-10-06T22:04:00.000-07:00

Hi folks, it's me again. In this post I’d like to share my thoughts on shaved pussy. First off, it’s important to realize that shaved pussy isn't for everyone - and I don't suggest it should be. I've talked to women about this, and the majority don’t share my enthusiasm for it. In fact, there are probably more good reasons against shaving than there are in favor of it. The most common reasons

Ris Low and credit cards

2009-10-05T22:02:00.000-07:00

Stop Press:A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.So we all know who DIDN’T steal it.Hahaha!And here, my Singapore friends, is a picture of Ris Low, in a nice little pink bikini and elegant pair of shoes (paid for on credit perhaps?!!!).I wonder where she is hiding her credit card? No – don’t answer that!

Felicia Lee: a tribute to a legend

2009-09-24T22:01:00.000-07:00

It’s now been over a week and I’m still devastated over the senseless murder of Felicia Lee (known as Felicia Tang in the business).The accused, like in most cases like this, is the person closest to the victim – in Felicia’s case her 45-year-old boyfriend Brian Lee Randone.Quite why he would have wanted to strangle her to death is beyond anyone’s comprehension of course (presumably, it was in a

May Wu and the male optical illusion

2009-09-16T22:26:00.000-07:00

Stare at this picture. After about 30 seconds you should begin to see a boat appear in the background. Amazing!*** Some men report it takes them several minutes to see the boat, so be patient and really focus!!Amazing things optical illusions, aren’t they?And I’ve got another one for you: is it a rabbit or duck? Well, it depends on how you look at it of course.And as for May Wu, well she doesn’t

Summer Lee and Little Johnny's Summer

2009-09-15T22:01:00.000-07:00

Summer was over and the teacher asked the class about their holidays. She turned to little Johnny and asked what he had done over the summer."We visited my grandmother in Minneapolis," he said."That sounds like an excellent vocabulary word," the teacher said, "Can you tell the class how you spell that?"Little Johnny thought about it and said, "Come to think of it, we went to Iowa."Hahah!As for

Adeline Chin

2009-09-09T22:04:00.000-07:00

It’s not easy to be a sexy blogger.Just ask Adeline Chin.She started her blog a few years ago but only managed to update it for a few months.After that nothing. The blog left in limbo.Oh well. At least we have some happy memories…Adeline Chin is no pussy in her tiger stripped bikini. Give me two reasons why you stopped blogging Adeline? On second thoughts don’t answer that question!Getting “

Melissa Faith Yeo on playing golf

2009-09-07T22:09:00.000-07:00

Some things that sound dirty in golf but aren’t really:Look at the size of his putter!Mind if I join your threesome?My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip!Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired!Oh no! My shaft is bent!And my favorites:Keep your head down and spread your legs a little bit more!Hold up...I need to wash my balls first!Hahaha!As for the delightful

Duma Riris on life in Jakarta

2009-09-07T22:06:00.000-07:00

Duma Riris has gone on record as saying that life in Jakarta is increasingly less enjoyable because of the capital city’s insane traffic jams, seasonal flooding, terrible pollution and large number of beggars.Well, can someone please point this girl in the direction of Singapore?Because she’d be more than welcome to stay here!!!!!!

Holly Jean on wearing a very short skirt

2009-08-27T22:02:00.000-07:00

Things a good girl shouldn’t do in a very short skirt:1) Ride a bicycle!2) Climb a ladder (so be careful if you work in a shop with high shelves)3) Go to the office (you’ll only be putting ideas in the mind of your boss)4) Bend over in public under ANY circumstances!!!!!!!! This is absolutely crucial, otherwise you risk being the hottest thing on the internet since Tammy NYP (remember there’s

Peggy Heng and the Queen of Hearts

2009-08-13T22:04:00.000-07:00

The Queen of Hearts,She was a tart,And on a summer's day;The Knave of Hearts,He kissed the tart,And then she ran away.The King of HeartsSaid where is my tart?,And beat the Knave full sore;The Knave of heartsBrought back the tart,And vowed to kiss her no more.- Adapted by me from the classic children’s nursery rhyme; original version here.As for Peggy Heng, she likes card games, so she takes a

Zivanna Letisha Siregar on the joys of wearing a bikini

2009-08-12T04:00:00.000-07:00

My fellow Singaporean denizens. Here’s a joke for you. A funny one…Okay. So there’s this single guy and he notices a new couple have moved in next door. The girl likes to sunbathe in the backyard - and usually in a skimpy bikini that shows off her magnificent breasts.It isn’t long before the single guy notices this, and he stays outside as much as possible – pretending to trim his lawn - hoping

How much would you pay to have dinner with Araya ‘Chompoo’ Hartgett?

2009-08-10T04:16:00.001-07:00

This is so hilarious.The Star of Malaysia has reported that the smoking-hot Thai-English model Araya ‘Chompoo’ Hartgett was offered money to have dinner with a CEO:“A CEO contacted my manager asking if I would like to do a job – sit down with him for dinner and entertain him – and how much would I ask for,” she relates.Unclear of the job specification, Chompoo declined.Hahaha!Job specification –

June Wee on having fat legs

2009-08-05T22:02:00.000-07:00

You know you’re fat when....1. Your bed seems smaller.2. Chairs make noises when you sit in them.3. You ask: “has this towel shrunk?”4. You and someone else can’t go through the same doorway at the same time.5. People think you’re pregnant and you’re not.7. You can’t cross your legs anymore.8. When people fantasize about your legs, they are thinking of giant chicken drumsticks.As I’ve mentioned

Chrishirl Teng and the world’s top five hand gestures

2009-07-31T04:04:00.000-07:00

Sometimes it’s easier to let someone know how you feel by using a hand gesture rather than actually speaking. Hand gestures are also universally understood of course, and very useful if you find yourself in a foreign country where you don’t speak the language. Just do the V sign if you want someone to get lost and the thumbs up gesture if you think the food is great in a restaurant.Across the

Willynn Ng and multitasking

2009-07-27T04:16:00.001-07:00

As I was being driven to Changi Airport on Sunday, I looked over to the right and there was some chick with her face pushed right up close to the rear-view mirror cos she was putting on eyeliner.Nothing strange about that you might think - and there wouldn’t have been if she was the passenger - but she wasn’t: this chick was doing the driving!!!!WTF!I could hardly believe it and was instantly

Zoe Raymond and bananas

2009-07-21T22:29:00.000-07:00

Four guys - an Indonesian, a Thai, a Singaporean and a Malaysian - find a small genie bottle.They rub the bottle and a genie appears and says:"Next to you are four swimming pools. I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to turn into, and then your wish will come true."The Indonesian dude wants to start. So he runs like mad

Ethel Tan and standing akimbo

2009-07-16T22:03:00.000-07:00

Of all the words in the English language one of the strangest is "akimbo".When I was a kid I would often come across the word in stories in which people were described as standing with their "arms akimbo," and be utterly clueless as to what the term meant.What exactly is someone doing if they are standing with their “arms akimbo”, I would wonder.Are they holding their arms up in the air?Or,

Zanetta Joan Sit and being a law student

2009-07-15T22:01:00.000-07:00

There was a young law student named Rex,who had very small organs of sex.When charged with exposure,he said with composure:"de minimis non curat lex"And now Zanetta Joan Sit (the number 14 girl on Singapore's Deal or no Deal) finds herself in a similar situation with her allegedly* naughty pictures spreading even faster through cyberspace than the dreaded swine flu is spreading through the

Good girls, bad girls and Jasmine Lee

2009-07-13T22:11:00.001-07:00

• Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.• Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it. Bad girls only own one bra and rarely use it.• Good girls wax their floors. Bad girls wax their bikini lines.• Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a necklace of pearls. Bad girls think they're fully dressed with only a necklace

Rachel Maria Yanti and Barrack Obama

2009-07-12T22:02:00.000-07:00

When it comes to female bums, shape is everything.Not too big. And not too flat. And certainly not too saggy either.Something like this perhaps:This fine butt belongs to Rachel Maria Yanti (24) and could have been crafted by the hand of God Himself.But does she have the finest bum in Singapore? Well Sloggi certainly thinks so (she won the Sloggi Singapore “Bum Competition” back in September last

Chanel Poh and milk baths

2009-07-09T22:06:00.000-07:00

The incredibly sexy Chanel Poh hears that milk baths would make her skin even softer, so she goes to one of the big supermarkets in Singapore to buy 15 gallons of fresh milk.In the supermarket she’s still looking for the milk so she approaches one of the supermarket assistants.“Can you show me where the milk is please?”"Do you want it pasteurized?""No, just up to my boobs."Hahaha!The bath is

Sue Ann Choo and Singapore's magic formula for maths

2009-07-08T22:03:00.000-07:00

Ah. This is good to see -Singapore has “shot up” in the global league tables for mathematics!And how?By dropping traditional methods from its maths lessons and getting children to be creative!Indeed, according to the article in the Independent:In the last Timms survey of maths and science standards in 49 countries, Singapore came first for science and second for maths. Since the scheme known as

Iman April Wang in black

2009-07-05T22:05:00.000-07:00

Kid: "Is God male or female?"Mum: “er, well…, er… both”Kid: (now a little confused) “Is God black or white?"Mum: “er, well…, er… both”Kid: (now even more confused) "Is God gay or straight?"Mum: "Honey, God is BOTH gay and straight."At this, the little boy's face lights up with the realization that he finally understands….Kid: "Mum, is God Michael Jackson?"Hahaha!But now Michael is gone. Forever.

Burger King, Joy Leng, whoppers and pole dancing

2009-07-02T22:00:00.000-07:00

Have you seen the latest Burger King ad?I’m sure you have.But if you haven’t, here it is:My God! What a mouthful! No wonder the poor girl in the ad looks so surprised.And no wonder the ad leaves such a bad taste in the mouth!Hahaha!As for who is behind the ad, this is where it gets interesting because:a spokeswoman for Burger King, said the campaign was produced by a local Singaporean agency and

A zebra at the farm and Cindy Tey

2009-07-01T22:04:00.000-07:00

"Hi! I'm a zebra, what are you?""I'm a cow" said the cow."Right, and what do you do?" she asked."I make milk for the farmer" said the cow."Cool."The zebra then saw this funny looking little thing with feathers and ran over to it. "Hi, I'm a zebra, what are you?""I'm a chicken," said the chicken."Oh, right, what do you do?" asked the zebra."I make eggs for the farmer." said the chicken."Right - o,

Jennise Ng and two women in one bed

2009-06-30T22:04:00.000-07:00

The great thing about a fantasy is that it can be whatever you want it to be.For some it may involve the use of a construction crane or cucumbers.Others, meanwhile, may dream of dalliances with famous film or pop stars, and a few - mostly politicians - want to dress up in black leather costumes and be whipped senseless by young women wearing suspenders.Some – like the Italians – may even have

Evelyn Lee and not enough clothes

2009-06-29T22:11:00.000-07:00

A man’s wife came home the other evening.She entered the room and told him to take off her blouse.And then she told him to take off her skirt.And then she told him not to wear her clothes anymore!!!Hahaha!But the man in this story was not a closet transvestite; he was actually so perplexed by his wife’s insatiable appetite for clothes that he started to wear his wife’s clothes to see if he could

Gwendolyn Wan on looking back in time

2009-06-24T22:03:00.000-07:00

A few years ago, the extremely lush and lovely Gwendolyn Wan bought herself a very tiny bikini.She then went home, put it on, and then asked her mummy:"What do you think, mom?"And her mother replied, "I think that if I had worn that when I was your age, you'd be five years older!"Hahaha!

Jezamine Lim and Kimberley Vlaminck

2009-06-18T22:01:00.000-07:00

Medical graduate Dr Jezamine Lim combined beauty with brains to win Malaysia’s 2009 FHM Girl Next Door contest:Meanwhile, in Beligium, a young woman has done something that she might not have done if she had the intelligence of Jezamine Lim. She got 56 star tattoos. On her face!!!!!!!I kid you not, here’s the pic of Belgium’s Kimberley Vlaminck:Now I like tattoos on women – and I have featured

Chantel Chua and having your arms crossed

2009-06-17T22:13:00.000-07:00

I’ve got a bunch of female friends.And a few of them are surprised that guys are not hitting on them when they are out.“Why is this?” they complain.And then I tell them. Be more approachable.Because guys don’t hit on women who are not approachable. Sure you may be sexy as hell, but if you’re putting on a miserable face then guys will just leave you alone.Take the situation when a guy goes into a

Jocelyn Kau and how to give up smoking

2009-06-14T22:20:00.000-07:00

Want to stop smoking?Well now you can, with Quit-Now! This revolutionary treatment features the audio recordings taken from all 25 of Gary Ng’s now-famous video performances on one extra-long playing compact disc! How does it work? The science behind the theory is simple but effective. By listening to the CD and having a cigarette at the same time, you'll start to feel really ill and associate

Poisonlady and the dangers of drinking too much

2009-06-11T22:05:00.000-07:00

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!> Brian O'RourkeIs the phrase "just say no" familiar? Well it should be. Because the risks associated with consuming too much alcohol are huge.First of all, too much booze will impair your ability to keep a

Rachael Kum: the beautiful philosopher

2009-06-10T04:00:00.000-07:00

"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts."Well said our Rachel! And who was she quoting? None other than the legendary British philosopher Bertrand Russell!Rachael Kum. The world’s most beautiful philosopher. Probably.And besides philosophy, Rachel’s intellectual prowess extends to other fields as well.

Kerenina Sunny Halim vs. Joanna Belle Ng

2009-06-07T22:21:00.000-07:00

The Indonesian and Malaysian nations are always bickering over something. Until fairly recently it was heritage rights, maid torture and big brother arrogance.But now it’s Manohara and the contested island of Ambalat.It belongs to us.No it doesn’t!Yes it does.No it doesn’t!Let us have it or else!!!!! Waaaahhhhh!But war ain’t good for nothing and peace is the only way. And, anyway, aren’t there

Joanna Belle Ng: the power of positive thinking

2009-06-07T22:08:00.000-07:00

Joanna Belle Ng is a firm believer in the power of positive thinking:“For this competition, I created a dream vision board where I pasted pictures of past Miss Malaysia and Miss Universe winners and looked at it everyday. As can you see, I won! It works, I tell you. You just have to believe in it,” she says triumphantly.But whenever someone goes on about the advantages of positive thinking, I

Maui Taylor

2009-06-07T22:05:00.000-07:00

Maui Taylor once said she was not worried that ex-boyfriend Bryan Revilla would deliberately leak a video of their most intimate moments.Which is probably just as well.Because the cat is now, as they say, well and truly out of the bag….

Lola Van Vorst Topless!

2009-06-06T22:07:00.000-07:00

Lola Van Vorst wonders why her boobs are so small. ''Does this shirt make them look bigger?” she asks her boyfriend.The next day her boyfriend buys her a mirror. Lola Van Vorst looks in the mirror and asks him again, ''Does this shirt make them look bigger?''Finally her boyfriend gets so annoyed that he says, ''I know how to make them larger!''''How!?!?!? Lola Van Vorst asks.''Take a bunch of

Merry Chen and being a doctor

2009-06-04T22:03:00.000-07:00

You are feeling a lot of pain all over and you go to your doctor for a check up:Doctor: Where are you hurting?You: You have to help me, I hurt all overDoctor: What do you mean, all over?..."be a little more specific."You: Like I said, all over.Doctor: Ok – touch your right knee.You: (you touch your right knee with your index finger) Ouch!!!Doctor: Now touch your left check.You: Ouch!!!Doctor: Now

Adeline Lee: the leopard lady shows her spots

2009-06-03T22:11:00.000-07:00

Adeline Lee is Singapore’s leopard lady.But I wonder what she thinks of Britain’s Tom Leppard?Yep, this ain’t no joke: Tom Leppard really did think he was a leopard and spend £5,500 to have his body covered in leopard-like spots. He then became a recluse and lived all alone in a small cabin on the Isle of Skye, Scotland. Once every week, the ex-soldier would travel by canoe to buy supplies and

Manohara Odelia Pinot has escaped!!!

2009-05-31T22:06:00.000-07:00

Hurrah!!!!!!!!Manohara Odelia Pinot is now a free woman.And what a story too!Kept as a virtual sex slave in a heavily guarded Singapore hotel prison, Manohara was asked to do terrible things by her husband. Like have sex! Can you imagine that? Have sex?!!!!!!!! And with her husband too! Yucks!!!!!!!!Asked to make love to her husband, Manohara Odelia Pinot is a victim of horrific “sexual abuse”

Elly Erika and two juicy mangoes

2009-05-31T22:00:00.000-07:00

I love mangoes. Especially when they come in twos:These greenish fruits come in many shapes and sizes and have sweet juicy flesh with a unique taste that nevertheless varies from variety to variety.The texture of the flesh also varies widely - some having a soft, pulpy texture similar to an over-ripe plum, while others have firmer flesh like an avocado.All in all, a wonderful fruit. And

Celestina Tiew is FHM’s Number One Girl Next Door !!!!

2009-05-31T04:01:00.000-07:00

Hurrah!!!!!I’m so pleased about this. This girl is pure class make no doubt about it, and also a top notch kisser :)So well done to her.Curvatous Celestina will also be featured in the July Issue of FHM, and, as part of the contest, will be washing cars in her lingerie somewhere along Orchard Road. No date provided yet but I’m sure they’ll announce it soon.But you’d better watch out Celestina –

Winnie Heng and the funny gestures game

2009-05-28T22:07:00.001-07:00

Game Type: Skill - FSupplies: Drinks, PeopleInstructions:All players stand in a circle. Each player takes a turn in making a funny or stupid gesture. Anyone who laughs must take a big swig of his/her drink. Embarrassment is the key to making the players laugh. Try telling other players how silly their ex boyfriends or girlfriends were. Most of all, be creative!!Last week’s winner: Winnie HengWhen

Maricar Reyes: A beauty from the Philippines

2009-05-27T04:00:00.000-07:00

Smile for the camera please!Who is Maricar Reyes?Maricar Reyes is a model from the Philippines. She is also a certified Doctor. After years in the wilderness she got her lucky break in showbiz in ABS-CBN’s hit teleserye “I Love Betty La Fea”.

Cindy Lee and why Singapore cabs should be yellow

2009-05-24T22:17:00.000-07:00

These are tough times for the economy and it is little wonder that the Singapore Taxi Academy shall reportedly issue a new set of regulations in an effort to increase the number of people who use taxi cabs in Singapore.Here are the main points:1) all taxi cabs in Singapore MUST now be painted yellow. Yep, there is a reason why New York taxi cabs are yellow and it isn’t difficult to figure out why

Katrina Halili to team up with Singapore’s Gary Ng?

2009-05-24T22:12:00.001-07:00

Well, it would be a match made in heaven wouldn’t it?Hahaha!Katrina HaliliFHM Philippines' sexiest woman in 2006 and 2007 and now a red hot video star after her highly comprising encounters with a randy Philippino doctor called Dr. Hayden Kho (and we all know which parts of the lovely Katrina he was examining!)Gary NgThe John Holmes of Singapore – will shag anything in a skirt (just as well he

Ase Wang on buying a fur coat

2009-05-21T22:08:00.000-07:00

Arse Ase Wang is considering buying a squirrel fur coat."But will it be all right in the rain?" she asks the salesman anxiously."Oh certainly, maam," he replies."After all, you’ve never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"Hahaha!The delectable Ase Wang disproves the expression “all fur coat and no knickers” - hers being a very bright yellow.I’m sure you’ll agree with me: Ase Wang looks

Joanne Yeoh: Malaysia’s sexy violinist

2009-05-18T22:09:00.000-07:00

How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?Scroll Down. ---> <----- Scroll Up.Hahaha! Funny, but actually not true. Because while some blondes may be dumb, there is also persuasive evidence that blondes are no less intelligent than other women. Even if they do have large breasts.It’s an interesting question though – why do people think that sexy, hot women - and especially blondes - are not

Sexy bloggers and the new Manchester United replica shirt

2009-05-17T22:07:00.000-07:00

Q: How many Man U fans does it take to change a light bulb?A: 560,001. That is 1 to change it, 60,000 to say they've been changing it for years and 500,000 to buy the replica kit.Another year. Another Premiership title for Manchester United. And sexy bloggers walking around in their Man U replica shirts as if they were Mancunians:A “red-hot” Amanda Choe How did the lovely Elaine Yuki manage to

Belinda Soon and the V shape

2009-05-14T22:01:00.001-07:00

Have you noticed that when geese are flying during migration they make a "V" shape?I’m sure you have.But why do they do that? Is it because they think they are a squadron of fighter planes or something? After all, wouldn’t it be a whole lot easier for them to just fly in a single line or in a scattered bunch? But oh no – they’d rather be all artsy and fly in a nice “V” shape instead! Cocky little

Cordelia Low on being a rabbit

2009-05-12T22:03:00.001-07:00

After coming second in the 2008 FHM Girl Next Door competition, Cordelia Low is transformed into a blind rabbit by a jilted boyfriend who has dark and magical powers.She follows a long and twisting path for many months but eventually bumps into a blind snake."What kind of animal have you been turned into?" asks the snake."I really don't know," says Cordelia. "I've never seen myself. Maybe you

Emileen Lim and be careful what you wish for

2009-05-11T04:01:00.000-07:00

I am a sucker for women with long legs; it is my one weakness. A woman can have everything else and I can resist; but a woman with long and beautiful legs and I want to buy her a house.And it is for good reason that men like women with long legs – a recent study by Polish scientists found that long limbed people (of both sexes) are less likely to get cardiovascular diseases (such as stroke) than

Peggy Chang and the philosophy of Venn diagrams

2009-05-09T04:04:00.000-07:00

Venn diagrams were invented around 1880 by John Venn. They are used in many fields, including set theory, probability, logic, statistics, and computer science.Personally, I don’t really like Venn diagrams. I find them difficult to understand. And it’s not really clear why circles are used in Venn diagrams anyway. Why not squares? Or even triangles?But this hasn’t stopped Singapore blogger Peggy

Sheylara and why bitches are worse than whores

2009-05-07T22:01:00.000-07:00

No man can tame the tongue. It is a restless evil, full of deadly poison.> James 3:8Poor Sheylara.Someone has just left her a message. And not a very nice one at all. Here it is:Yep, pretty nasty isn’t it?Bitch. Whore. Slut. Interesting words, but not the sorts of words you should really use to impress a member of the opposite sex. Words like Angel Butt, Bupkins, Flowermuffin, Googley Bear, Sex

Rani Juliani: bizarre love triangle?

2009-05-05T22:27:00.000-07:00

Every time I see you fallingI get down on my knees and prayI’m waiting for that final momentYou’ll say the words that I cant say> Frente, Bizarre love triangleAcross the sea in Indonesia, a young 22 year old woman called Rani Juliani is at the center of a scandal surrounding a senior government official and a murdered wealthy businessman called Andi Nasrudin Zulkarnaen.Working as a sexy caddy,

Claire-Louise Jedrek and Deal or no Deal

2009-05-03T22:04:00.000-07:00

A man bursts into his house and surprises his girlfriend, "Pack your bags Sue, I just won the lottery!" She says, "Oh, wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?" He replies, "I don't care ... Just get the hell out!"Yep, he is kicking her out so he can get a younger and hotter model. Totally unfair but that’s life. This is no longer the 1920s when people fell in love and were

Tiffany Livingston: Singapore’s first playmate of the month

2009-04-26T22:01:00.000-07:00

A Singapore version of Playboy has now been launched. Only it’s not called Playboy. It’s called VIP!Now that’s pretty bizarre to say the least. Because if you have one of the strongest magazine brand names at your disposal then you might as well use it I reckon. In fact, the only way you would know that this is the Singapore version of the world famous magazine is from the bunny logo which is

Manohara Pinot and Altantuya Shaariibuu

2009-04-24T04:26:00.000-07:00

What is it with the Malaysian “elite” and foreign models?First it was Altantuya Shaariibuu:She got up to her neck in Malaysian politics and eventually paid the ultimate price -- she was murdered and then her dead body was unceremoniously blown up with military grade explosives.Nice I don’t think.And now it’s the turn of a young Indonesian socialite called Manohara Pinot to pay the price for her

Lynn Poh and the art of selling property

2009-04-23T22:20:00.000-07:00

Lynn Poh has come into the spotlight for working as an estate agent for the property firm ERA.But how well is she doing?Well, here’s an exclusive transcript of a conversation that (supposedly) took place recently with a prospective buyer called Mr X:LP: What sort of property are you interested in?Mr X: (looking at Lynn) errr, a large one.LP: So you’d like something big?Mr X: Yes, BIG…LP: Oh I see

Eva Ang: the nurse

2009-04-22T22:04:00.000-07:00

An old man was in hospital. Lying in bed, he leaned over to the pretty young nurse attending to him and whispered into her ear:"Give us a kiss, luv!""No!", replied the nurse"Oh go on!", he asked again. “Give us a kiss!”"No!", replied the nurse"Please!", begged the old man, "Just a little kiss on the cheek.""For the last time, NO!…", said the nurse"I shouldn't even be …………..">Hahaha!

On the number nine and Cassandra Ng

2009-04-21T22:04:00.000-07:00

My favorite number is nine.It’s the biggest single-digit number you can get (as soon as you get to 10 things get a lot more complicated).Cats have nine lives and Pluto is the ninth planet from the sun (although not as funny as Goofy).And Rembrandt was the ninth child of Harmen Gerritszoon van Rijn and Neeltgen Willemsdochter van Zuytbrouck (how times change – when was the last time you met

What makes a good race queen? (and the 2009 Singapore F1 Grand Prix)

2009-04-19T22:18:00.000-07:00

I must be honest here and say I’m not a big fan of F1. Too often it’s boring and the cars just go round and round without much happening. On many occasions you could just go away for 10 minutes and come back and not notice that anything has changed.This is all very strange when you think about it because F1 cars are unbelievably fast and powerful machines. In fact, the down-force on a F1 car is

Existentialism, zebras and Audrey Liting

2009-04-17T04:01:00.000-07:00

Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don’t know. You should pray to God about that and ask him."So that night he did and God replied, "You are what you are."The next day he said to the other zebra, "I still don’t know what I am because God just said, You are what you are."The second zebra responds, "

Elaine Yuki and a guide to flirting

2009-04-14T04:01:00.000-07:00

Flirting is the key to getting a date.Do it well and you’ll get loads of interesting dates; but do it badly and you’ll be at home playing with yourself every Friday night.I used to suck at flirting. But now I love it. In fact, in many ways it’s more fun than the date itself – and it doesn’t even cost any money!And the secret? Well simple really: confidence and humor. You’ve got to make the girl

Sixthbane and blind dates

2009-04-12T22:06:00.000-07:00

"Hi David, it's me Sue. Guess what? I finally got you a date. Yeah, I'm paying this girl to go out with you! Are you still there? Hello? HELLO?!!!!!!!"A lot of guys shy away from blind dates. They don't want to waste their time with a woman they haven't seen.Most blind dates are now done over the internet – where else? – and after getting to “know” someone online (is that possible?) you arrange

Who wants to dance with Che'Nelle?

2009-04-08T04:04:00.000-07:00

Dad: How was dance class today, Melinda?Daughter: Fine, Daddy. In fact, two boys got into a fight over dancing with me!Dad: Oh? really?Daughter:"Yes! First Richard told John, 'You dance with her,' then John told Richard, 'No, YOU dance with her!'Not that Che'Nelle would have the same problem of course…

Feliza Ong and optical illusions

2009-04-06T22:02:00.000-07:00

Someone has e-mailed me a picture of a spinning dancer.I can only see her spinning clockwise but some people say that she’s spinning counterclockwise. Others can see her spinning in either direction depending on how they focus on the picture. And those who don’t care about optical illusions just admire her well-proportioned boobs and nice butt.Clockwise or counterclockwise?Another optical

Hui Rong: beauty lies in the eye of the beholder

2009-04-05T22:10:00.000-07:00

Beauty lies in the eye of the beholder, says Hui Rong on her blog.How often that is said! But is it true? Well sometimes - but not always. Take blind people for example. As they can’t see, Hui Rong’s statement would mean they can’t appreciate beauty!But they most definitely can.And not the skin-deep superficial beauty of a sexy young woman but something much deeper - and in fact invisible to our

Gary Ng to get into the LA film business!

2009-04-02T22:01:00.000-07:00

Singapore’s Gary Ng has won a contract with US film company Livid Video to star in a series of red hot videos for the raunchy filmmaker.Ivor Cock, President of Livid Video, complimented Gary Ng on his work in Singapore."As an amateur he has done one hell of a good job at directing. The camera angles are wonderful and gave you a clear view of the action on the screen. Gary’s lighting direction is

Jenny Chu and Show East are too hot for Singapore!!

2009-04-01T22:06:00.000-07:00

There’s a report in the The Electric New Paper that the Singapore authorities have ordered copies of the imported US magazine Show East to be taken off the shelves:Describing its content as 'exploitative noodity', the MDA has also asked its distributor, Allscript Establishment, to explain why it was brought into Singapore.The all-colour 146-page magazine, which is published in the US, is almost

The beauty of Ann Kok

2009-03-30T22:08:00.000-07:00

A man approached a very beautiful woman in the well known Singaporean supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"The woman looked puzzled. "I don’t know you; so why do you want to talk to me?""Because every time I talk to a woman with beautiful bosoms like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere"For women, the grass is always

Eunice Olsen beats Sarah Palin!!

2009-03-29T22:03:00.000-07:00

It’s official. Eunice Olsen is one of the world’s sexiest politicians!The beautiful Singaporean Member of Parliament ranks ninth in the world and ahead of many sexy political “heavyweights” such as Sarah Palin (who only ranked 24th).The online poll was conducted by Spain's 20 Minutos newspaper and features 64 hot and beautiful candidates from 30 countries, including China's Foreign Ministry

Fay Hokulani and snakes

2009-03-26T22:02:00.000-07:00

I’ve never seen a snake in Singapore and I would never expect to.So I was really surprised to come across this Singapore snake blog which states that 94 different species of snakes can be found in the country!There are many types of snake that can be found in Singapore – from the “black headed collared snake” to the dangerously sounding “spitting copra” and the bizarrely named “dog toothed cat

Gwen Teng: Singapore’s sexiest teacher

2009-03-25T22:15:00.000-07:00

David fell in love with his sexy teacher. So one day at the school class he asks her to marry him. The sexy teacher responds that she needs a man to satisfy her needs as a women and not a child.David looks with a happy smile to the sexy teacher and calmly responds:Don't worry , first time I will use a rubber !Hahaha!I’m not sure whether this has ever happened to Singapore’s sexiest teacher – Gwen

Kanny Theng: on cats and dogs

2009-03-24T22:21:00.000-07:00

Okay. Here’s a question for you. Is it a good idea to date a Singaporean woman with a pet cat (or cats)? Well, a lot of people say NO (especially if the woman is in her 30s or older).But I disagree. Because it’s better than dating a woman with a pet dog (or dogs)!So what’s wrong with dogs you say? Well, they are not independent like cats for a start. You have to take them out for walks and clean

Bevlyn Tan: on dressing for a job interview

2009-03-23T22:06:00.000-07:00

If you have a job interview, give yourself the best chance of success.First of all, make sure you prepare for any questions that you may be asked about your experience or qualifications for the job.Also important, is your appearance. Look good, and you stand more chance of getting the job. Simple really. So what to wear? Here are some tips:1) Perfume: invest in an expensive perfume or don’t wear

Cassevonrie and how to turn on your man

2009-03-20T04:01:00.000-07:00

“God, I’d really like one of those.”“Of course, darling, how much is it?”“It’s quite expensive at S$445.”“But you do so deserve it. Let me buy it for you.”“Oh you are so sweet…”With the economy getting worse it has never been more important to have a man by your side. Remember: he is your comfort zone. A shoulder to cry on. And, more importantly of course, the person to turn to when you don’t

Sexy bloggers ® of Singapore: is your current relationship going to last?

2009-03-18T04:02:00.000-07:00

Over at Samantha’s For the Love of Womenkind blog, I was intrigued to read in a posting she made that she appears to have dumped her boyfriend:dissolved right before my eyes...goodbye baby...4 yrs 11mnths and 21 days.jus days to our fifth year together. I hate to leave but I will.Thank you my sweetest love. Forever.Oh my God! What a poor guy. Hell, women always accuse us guys of being insensitive

The curvatous appeal of Desiree Ann Siahaan

2009-03-16T22:06:00.000-07:00

North Sumatra in Indonesia is famous for its traditional houses which have distinctive roofs that curve upwards at each end (as a boat's hull does) and their colourful decor.The people who live there are called the Batak and they are known for their hot and fiery temperament.With a similarly curvatous appeal is Desiree Ann Siahaan, a Singaporean model, who with a name like “Siahaan”, must have at

Jaclyn Ng & Cassandra Leong win the best boobs challenge!

2009-03-16T04:00:00.001-07:00

"I hope people realize that there is a brain underneath the hair and a heart underneath the boobs.">Dolly PartonThe place to be last Friday was Tangs Orchard where Triumph held their wonderfully named “Instant Cleavage Challenge”:Five pairs of contestants were fitted with the bust-enhancing bras, and tasked with putting together an outfit that would best complement their "assets" in 20 minutes. A

Revenge for Janice Tan?

2009-03-15T22:07:00.000-07:00

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead.”>Oscar WildeSometimes Singapore’s sexy bloggers ® write a lot of boring rubbish, but they can also be funny as well. Just like Janice Tan, who in her latest blog post says that her mate Celestina wrote to her saying that – wait for it – Janice’s photos have been misused by a social escort agency!!A

Who wants to “shoot with” Jenna Chan?

2009-03-11T22:06:00.000-07:00

Jenna Chan’s nude photos don’t surprise me at all.What’s the big deal?, I say. After all, this is 2008 and not 1608. And as we’ve stopped burning people for being witches we should also stop persecuting young ladies for posing in the nude. Simple as that really.But what does surprise me is Jenna Chan’s advertising pitch on her modelling webpage. And here I quote:If you would like to shoot with me

Celestina and a guide to kissing in Singapore!!

2009-03-10T22:06:00.000-07:00

Kissing is fun.But you’ve got to be careful: mess it up when you first kiss and the girl will probably never want to see you again. Get it right, however, and you’ll have a lifetime of lip-smacking fun ahead of you.So to help you get it right, here’s the definitive guide to kissing in Singapore by the insatiable Celestina, a self-confessed “cam whore” and kissing expert.Besides being a kissing

Lucinda Leong and Orchard Road

2009-03-02T03:01:00.000-08:00

The most famous road in Singapore is called Orchard Road.My favourite place on the strip must be the unpretentious Lucky Plaza. It has a slightly skuzzy feel to it, which is nice because it makes a change from the other malls that are mostly characterless blocks of modern mediocrity with lots of glass panes.There are lots of girls on Orchard Road. And they walk surprisingly fast like they are on

Who killed K. Sujatha?

2009-03-01T21:07:00.000-08:00

Elementary my dear Malaysian!But maybe not so simple for the Malaysian authorities.Because K. Sujatha died two years ago, and it’s only now that the Coroner’s Court has finally fixed a date (March 16 to 18) for the inquest into the Indian actress’ death! So was she killed? Or did she kill herself? Well, the Malaysian authorities always seem to have difficulties when it comes to cases like this,